I should probably say the reason I created this blog. You see, I'm the last of my family and wanted to share what I know before I die. So I'll say some of my favorites.
 Favorite Color: watermelon
Favorite Sport: Badminton/Rugby
Favorite Baseball team: Brooklyn Dodgers
Favorite Food: Anything not fruits or veggies. Back in my day, we didn't have fruits or veggies, we had scurvy!
That's enough on my favorites. Here I'll show you what I looked like when I was 26:

I'm that one guy in the back. Yeah, him.

Time = Change

    As I have grown up throughout the years, I've seen many changes in the world. I mean, back in my day, we didn't have zoos, we had food! Changes from the dinosaurs, to aliens helping build pyramids, to Atlantis sinking under the ocean, and to the moon being cheese. Isn't cheese delicious? Back in my day we didn't even need dairy products, we just hopped into our everyday space shuttle to get that cheese for our crackers.